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Sardar wins 20 Crore from Rs 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 Crore after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: Give me 2
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Sardarji calls Air India. How long does it take to fly to Amritsar? Just a sec, says the receptionist. Thank you. says the Sardar and hangs up.
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There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, :Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naac
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SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
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Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and
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A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi
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One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. What the guys are doing asked the sardar. We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize replied one runner. Only the winner will get prize!
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A Sardar went to museum, there he broke a statue. OFFICER: you have broken a 5000 yrs old statue !! Sardar:ThankGod ! Mujhe laga naya tha.
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SRDAR rec an invitation to party which saidBROWN TIE ONLY.When He went 2party,he was surprised 2 find others wearing Pants and shirts too!
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Waterproof towel. Solar powerd torch. Book on how to read. Pedal powerd wheelchair. Umbrella with holes to see its raining or not.
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1 SARDAR 2SRE SE KIA TUM LERKYON KO PAZZAND KRTE HO
2SRA SARDAR
TOBA NAUZBILLA MAIN AESA NI KRTA
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A man was doing push ups on the beach,
A drunk Sardar sees him.
starts laughing and says…
“Sorry to tell u but da women below u has already left”
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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!
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Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
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Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Ja
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1 Sardar hamesha apne Mobile k 7 ek Kenchi b rakhta tha.
Kisi ne pocha: “Sardar G ai keri Science kadi a”?
Sardar: “O
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