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What's an adult joke?
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Santa: Any joke which is eighteen years old.
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Santa and Banta are walking down the road when
Banta says: Look at that dog with one eye!
Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?
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Santa's son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta's son: How? Santa's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pak
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Banta joins army, given AK 47. He's puzzled and asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta? Major: Kisi
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Santa: What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
Banta: Don?t know.
Santa:
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He never c
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
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Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Jeeto to Santa: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.
Santa:
U mean if I am on diet,
I can?t look at the menu also?
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Santa to Banta: Name 5 animals living in the water?
Banta: 1 Frog.
Santa: Theek hai hor das?
Banta: Frog da praah, bhen, piyo te maa.
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Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi.
Santa: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Banta: Arre yaar,
Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha.
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Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Pappu: Ram Lal kaun hai?
Santa: Pata n
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Inspector to Santa:
Faansi se pehle,
bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai?
Santa: Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do
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Beggar: Oh sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de.
Santa to his wife: De de, De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal main ye andha hai
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A crow shits on a Banta. Preeto gives tissue paper to him.
Banta: Koi phayda nahin, kawwa toh ud gaya!
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Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
Santa: Kamaal hai !
Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?
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Santa meets his old friend.
Santa: A AND B, A AND B, A AND B, A AND B, A AND B.
Friend: Oye, iska matlab?
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