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A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses. The woman answered, Well, I have contacts. The policeman re
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. You'll get your chance in court. said the Desk Sergeant. No, no no! said the man. I want to know how he got i
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A tourist asks a man in uniform, Are you a policeman? No, I am an undercover detective. So why are you in uniform? Today is my day off.
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A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep
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A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, What will you take.... 30 days or $30. The ma
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A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. Have you any last requests? Asked the chaplain. Yes, re
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A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go. The guy thinks for a few seco
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Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, I hear sirens. Jump! The second one said, But we're on the 13th floor! The first one scr
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Police Wala Apne Bache Se: Beta Tumhara Result Acha Nahi Aya Aj Se Tumhara Khelna T.V Dekhna Band. Bacha: Ye 50 Rs P
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Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they’ve already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?)
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A woman was found dead in her home 2day!She was discoverd in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes.the police suspect a cerial killer!
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This iz crime story 5 frndz lived in a room Namely MAD BRAIN FOOL NOBODY SOMEBODY 1day SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. At that time BRAIN was in bathroom, MAD called police. MAD:Is it police station? Police:Yes,wht iz the matter? MAD:SOMEBODY killed NOBODY. Police:R u mad? MAD:Yes,im MAD. Pol
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A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. Listen, said the shoplifter, I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this? The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip
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Dealing with criminals A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it. Oh yes dear, what happened ? I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks
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A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking? The man gets really indignant and says, Officer,
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