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Heer : . . . Ranjhy say !! main tmhare ishq main barbad ho gai ruswa ho gai ranjha! To main kon sa tum sy ishq kr kay DSP lag gaya hoon…
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GIRLS have STUPID specialty..! They get WET without BATH! They BLEED without an INJURY! They give MILK widout eating GRASS Make BONELESS things HARD!
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A girl was thristy. She saw an ALA-DIN CHIRAGH beside her She touchd & orderd JIN k mri pyas bhujao JIN: “PEPSI wali ya IMRAN HASHMI wali?
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On a ship Captain Blackmails a girl “If u dont sleep wd me I’ll sink d ship” Later,She sms hr husbnd “U mst b proud of m
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Friendship Is A Sea & Friends r fishes. u r my golden fish. i will keep u safe. if u try to go away 4rm me i will Fry u
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Child: papa aunty ka pait kyon phola ha? Father: tjhe sb pta ha Child: nhi pta promise! Fathe: in ke pait me pani bhra ha C
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4-4 saal kay baccha bacchi ek tub mein naha rahey thay girl ask: “Kya main teri nono pakar loon”. Boy replies: “pagal
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Police nay bike pe jate larky aur larke ko rok kar pocha “yeah tumhari kya lagte he” Larka: Waisae to kuch nahin lagti, br
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Boy and Girl were sitting in garden Suddenly a Dog started kissing another dog infront of them Boy: Honey! If you do not mind, can i….? Gir
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After Big Success of :- . . . . . . . . MS Word . . . . . . . . MS Excel . . . . . . . . MS Power Point etc., . . . . . . . . Microsoft Launched New softwa
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Who is the guilty? Wife dreaming at night suddenly shouts. Quick …! My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps out the window
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Whenevr I see a beautiful girl with fair complexion & Sexy figure, the only thing I remember is the TATA SKY sloga
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A boy made a date in an empty house. The girl was very sexy and hot. She was wearing dress of net, her body was looking from it. She has very attractive figure. She lay down on the bed
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WARNING! Cell phone emit dangerous radiations which causes brain cancer..!! But.. How lucky u r…..! “No Brain” “No Tension”
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1 Din Jab Tumhari Shadi Hogi Tumhari Bivi K Pait Me Mera Ha Ha Ha Mera Mera Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Bhatija Hoga Kamine! Bhai Pe Shak karta ha
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