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Who Wants 2 B A £MILLIONAIRE£ ,Let”s play?
Q.Nobody likes you because you are a:
A.Cunt
B.Wanker
C.Rsole
D.Twat
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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can”t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still
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Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
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Forest king Virappan died last week.
In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles
for 2 mins.
Plz forward t
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Lost in a zoo
I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila…! U 2
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Dabbey Main Dabba Dabbey Main Cake
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Abey dhakan SMS t0 Bhej . . ;->
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Jis tarha sooraj nikalta he her rat k bad,
chand alwida kehta he mulaqat k bad,
tum ghar se mat nikalna,
warna log
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Ch. Shujaat dukandar se:
“A aiynuk waly bandar di photo kinnay di ae”.?
Dukandar:
“Ch. Saab aey photo naee, sheesha aey..
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Ghar may practice karna:
-Aik angoor lo
-Hath may pakro
-Ab apnay danton k beech may rakho
-Ab aahista se sheeshay
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Agr koi acha sa sms ho…
Tojaldi sy………
Usy paper pe likh k
Fold kr k
Almari men rkh k
lock lga den.
Kahin ghalti sy
send na hojy……….
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Lets play GAME
Its very interesting
Ready?
3
2
1
0
Start,
kya START?
Bhosri k kaam ker lo her waqt
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Maa ka doodh piya hai to neeche dekh
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Bap ki aulad hai to uppar dekh
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Go down to see my Heart.
Dekha.
Kitna Saaf hai mera”DIL”,
Bolay to ekdam Aap k.
Dimaagh ke tarah.!:-):-):-).
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Dil main Hamesha
Ek shor
Ho raha hai,
Bina SMS
Dil bore horaha hai,
Kahin aisa
to Nahi,
K mera
Do
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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
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