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If money doesn’t grow on trees,
Then why do Banks have branches..?
Why does a round “Pizza” come in a square box?
Why the “Glue” doesn’t stick to its bottle?
Why do we still call it “Building” when It’s already built?
If its true that “We are here to help others”
Then what are the others here for?
If you are not supposed to “Drink” and Drive,
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Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns
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For Pakistan its Pak.
For India its Ind.
For Afghanistan its Afg.
For Argentina its Arg.
For Germany its Ger.
Th
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interesting confusions:
1. Can you cry under water.?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty.?
3. Why dont birds fall out of trees, when they sleep.?
4. What do you call a male lady bird.?
5. Why is it called building, when it is already
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In This World,
We Have Only POSTMEN !
But, No POSTWOMEN !
Why??
Think !
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Yes
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MAMU:
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL:
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada
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_______/.DON.____
‘ -0——-’-0–”
Don ki car se petrol nikalna mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hai
Q?
Q k
Don ne CNG lagai hoi hai!
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(‘.’)
<) (>
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O janab tusi boht bzy o aj kl . .
Sanu pul gae o . .
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Oye hoe . .
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Wa bi wa . .
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Wa wa . .
O sady msg di ini khushi . .
(‘.’)/”,,/
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O g bs kro. .
O bs bs ziada nhi . .
Sat na lg jae kity
Lo g tuady wasty phul bheje ne .
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BISTAR ready ?
Yes boss.
SHARAB ready ?
Yes boss.
Condom ready ?
Yes boss.
GIRL ready ?
No boss.
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Bhala hathon ki lakeerain b Mit-ti hain FARAZ,,,
Kitna pagal hai mera naam mitaanay wala…
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hum se ek rootha howa shaks na mana FRAZ…
log to roothi howi taqdeer mna laty hain
hum tu mohabbat mei tauheed k qail han
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me agar tumse milne aya karon “faraz”
lazmi hy ke tum mujse parda kro.
Apne ahbaab se ummid thi tum se tu na thi “FAYYAZ”
dast-
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Aaj usne Habib Oil mein aftari bana daali Faraz
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jo kehti thi har cheez Mezan mein achi lagti hai…
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tang aa gayi woh meri muft khoriyon se faraz
aik din gusse mein aa kar keh hi diya usne
meno note wakha mera mode bane
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Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj faraz…
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Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi… ;->
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