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Boy: Aunty ur apples are touching me..
Aunty: it’s my apples
Boy: Ok d apples r urs but juice is coming out of my banana!
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Wife: My hubby & I have, what I call Olympic sex.
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years!
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Touch it gently..
Put ur finger inside..
If hole is big put three fingers….
Rub it up & down gently…
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1 ladki ne coin dal k apna wajan Kiya 58kg…
Sandal utari 56kg…
Jacket utari 53kg…
Fir Dupata utara 52kg…
aur coin khatm…
1B
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Beta baap se.
Abu main ne khowab m dekha k mera aek pair zameen pr or dusra asman pr tha.
Baap beta aise khowab
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Aik totli aurat soot rungwane gai
or rung walay ko kaha: “Lun walay”
meray is chut may aisa lun dalna k
chut phut jaye magar lun na niklay”
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Kick the football get the goal!
Suck the boobs fuck the hole
Kiss her lips pick her hips
Let us celebrate
*PENIS DAY*
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TENDULKER.wife k sath sex karte hue:
Darling pitch sahi nhi Ghas buhat hai
short nahi lag rahay,
Wife:Jhoot mat bolo
a
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1 wazeer ko badshah ki murghi par bohot ghussa
aya .
badshah ney kaha k tum isay aisi mout dogay main
bhe tumhai waisi he mout dunga.ab wazeer
kaise bachai ga?
Pata hai wazeer nai kya kya
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kash aik sitara chand mein ho
aur aik mulakat sham mein ho
tum masroof apnay kaam mein ho
aur mera lund tumhari gand mein ho
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Class mein shor ho raha tha teacher nai tha,
Principal entered in class an asked angrily:
Kis ka period chal raha hai
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Dosti phuddi nhi jo chud jaye,
dosti gand nhi jo phat jaye,
dosti lun hai jo
uthay to zamana hil jaye,
or
dost wo hai
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Mirza Ghalib se 1 larki ne milne ka wada kia
Larki k late aane pe Mirza ne shair kaha
“‘Le ja apni choot kisi or ko de de,
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beeti: aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya
maa: woh kaisay ?
beeti : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle
may chupa lia aur woh
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Dulhay ne 1st nite dulhan ki ankh par kiss ki aur bola
“ankhain shakhsiat ki kitab hoti hai”
dulhan: tum kitabo may k
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