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2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.
1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,
2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.
Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?
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Mon Meetha Kijiye.
Ek Laddu Utha Lo.
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Baaqi Aagy Forward Kar Do.
Sania Bhabhi Ki Mehndi K Hain.
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Jo log soch samajh k shadi nahi krte…
Wo zindigi bigaar lete hain..
aur jo log soch samajh k shadi krte hain …
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hundi ona nal v buri ye…
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2 pathan bike pr ja rahay thy.
Police wala: Tumhen pata nahin k double swari pr pabandi hy.
Pathan: Pata hai isi
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Pakistan ne india ki ek larki hasil karli hy lakin hamara badla abi b pora nahi hua hy
Hamari next demand
Hame apne
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What is more useful after it is broken?
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An egg
Which is the most shocking city?
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Electri-city:-)
Name two things u can never eat before breakfast?
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Dinner & Lunch:
How many gr8 men were born in Pakistan??
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None,
only babies were
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ANDHE KE HAATH BATER LAG GAYI
SANIYA KO DEKH PURE PAK. KI AANKH PHAT GAYI
IS SHADI ME GALTI TO MIRJA PARIWAR KI HAI
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*” MAA “*
Maa kon hoti hai?
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Abbu ki wi
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(“,)
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Today is “Recharging day” so recharge my balance
Rs20=OnlyFrnd
Rs30=NiceFrnd
Rs50=SweetFnd
Rs150=CuteFnd
Rs250=Gud Frnd
Rs50
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2015 mein paper aise hon ge
Q.no.1: Pakistan mein bijli kis shehar mein pai jati hy?
Q.no.2: Cheeni ka zaiqa kaisa hota hy?
Q.no.3: Petrol kin cheezon mein istamal hota hy?
Q.no.4: Khud kush hamla awar per note likhen
Q.
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Wife: Janu, Kaash Aap Message Hote,
Main Aapko Save Karti,
Jab Chahy Parhti.
Husband: Kanjus! Save He Kar K Rakhti
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Celebrate face day.
Ap k khayal se mera face kesa lagta hai?
ROMANTIC
DECENT
PROUD
BORING
SHY
PRETTY
SEXY
CUTE
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Dear . Jano . . sohno . . . . i love u . . i miss u . . i kiss u . . oops .
bura laga kya? . . . to mai kya kron,
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Ye lo Qenchi. Logon ki Jaib kaato aur sms k Liye Paisay Jama karo..
*KANJOOSO*
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